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HOOD WINKED.
"Hey, you! Pull over!" shouted the cop.
Mrs. Mallard complied.
"Oh, its you again Mrs. Mallard. I'm sorry but this time I'm going to have to give you a ticket," said the cop.
Mrs. Mallard sighed and put out her hand.
"Now it'll be $140.00. $80.00 for driving without your seat belt on, and $60 - discounted, *wink wink* for driving while you are knitting." said the cop.
Mrs. Mallard went home to find Ducky making a pot of tea.
I'm doing our bills mother. Could I have the cheque book please?" asked Ducky.
Mrs.Mallard gingerly gave over the cheque book. Ducky opened it to see that the last cheque in the book had just been written out.
"Oh Mother! Really!' said Ducky, " $140.00 for 1 pullover!"
"It was discounted," she replied.

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S4 Ep. 15 - Friends and Lovers.
DUCKY:
"However women normally hide poison in food not drinks."
GIBBS:
"That would explain why my last ex wife spent so much time in the kitchen."


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1965 - THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. - S2 Ep.1 - The Alexander the Great Affair Part 1:
Mr. Karvon: What do think of the human condition?
Illya: "I'm in favour of it."

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